A Vegans Day Out. A Short Story About Lettuce by Lauren Randall

“To my baby nephew Charlie, May you never have to cut a single lettuce in your sweet and innocent life” Ever wondered what seven hours of cutting lettuce is like? Ever wondered what 7 hours of cutting lettuce with six asian people in total silence is like? GREAT, then settle in kids, this is the… Continue reading A Vegans Day Out. A Short Story About Lettuce by Lauren Randall

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Shit Stains & Gin

It’s Sunrise time. The only sounds I can hear are the birds and my own hungover morning breath. I wish I could tell you I found a beautiful spot looking out over the lake enveloped with pine trees where I did my morning vinyasa, deep inhale in.... and out.... but instead I took a massive… Continue reading Shit Stains & Gin

Relationchips With Food

But why can’t I eat a portion of chips once in a while and be OKAY with it. I know ONE portion of chips is not going to ruin my life. It is not going to make me gain 60lb. It is not going to come after me in the night with a bottle of mayo shouting “YOU ATE US YOU FAT FUCK NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!”.